Dear Cat,

Yes, you are adorable. You know this. You are a brat, mom calls you demon kitty for a reason. You want to sleep against me, that's great. My feet are falling asleep, but I know if I move you'll wake up and meow that pissed off scream at me. How did I teach you that you are Queen Bee? I regret that, oh spoiled one.

Jess

In other life news, somebody sent me flowers. :)